It’s as real as Alpha Foods plant-based hamburgers are meat.
Wait and see. There may be a tasty settlement coming your way.
Sorry! It’s all in good fun. Also that’s a statement not a question.
Some say they taste better, but you’ll have to try for yourself.
Hmmm, it’s hard to say, their face isn’t clear enough to identify.
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